“Truth under Oath” Service

Have you ever seen the Amazing Kreskin?  http://www.amazingkreskin.com  He's a mentallist.  He has DVDs out there.  Study him if you wish.  Through mentalism and the power of suggestion, he can prevent a person from raising a subjects arm, or prevent him from speaking (demo 1 and 2).  So I was studying his philosophy, books and DVDs for years, and through the same methodology, through mentalism and power of suggestion, I prevent people from lying under oath now.  I call it the Truth under Oath service, designed to provide the truth for those who need it.  I prevent a person from signing their signature if the document contains lies, and I stop a person from speaking if it is going to be a lie.  And it's global, wherever oath is administered.  It's not magic, supernatural, nor hypnotism (1 and 2) - Kreskin offer $20,000 who can prove hypnotism exists.  It appears that I've opened up a portal/link between people and God's wisdom, who knows it all, and is providing the truth via my oath service.

My service is that I will prevent you from notarizing the questions below.  Get any signed, and you beat the service.  The first 3 are a trick of the mind designed to set up the remaining questions.  The 4th, questions whether perjury is possible.  The 5th, try to lie to prove the 4th question true.  Get it.  You should be able to sign ~all the questions, but I'm going to prevent you from doing it.  And if you can sign the last one, the world wants to know your success story - email me.  I'm also very curious - if you sign this (***) question, please email me.

If you are a notary and don't want this special ability to provide the truth, I'm not sure why not, and I will consider creating a remedy, but first I need some feedback to understand why not.  Email me.

First, the subject is told he can keep the document he's about to sign so he can discard it (burn it).  

The experiment first asks a person to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,,
I cannot fly like Superman

  

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But the subject doesn't sign it because he can't.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
I do not know everything.  

 

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But the subject doesn't sign it because he can't.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
I have free will under oath.

 

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But the subject doesn't sign it because he can't.  

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
Many can lie under oath if they want to.  In other words, perjury is possible by more than 100 people.

 

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But the subject doesn't sign it because he can't because it's a lie.  Perjury is no longer possible.

The subject is then asked to sign the following lie (or make up your own) before a notary public, to prove the previous statement true.

I swear under oath,   
My name is John Doe and I am 8'0" tall.

  

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But the subject doesn't sign it because he can't because it's a lie.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
Chris Roller is not responsible for creating and maintaining "Truth under Oath" service.

 

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But the subject doesn't sign it because he can't because it's a lie.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
God does not exit.

 

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But the subject doesn't sign it because he can't because it's a lie.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
God does not know everything.

 

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But the subject doesn't sign it because he can't because it's a lie.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
God is not responsible for the decision making of "Truth under Oath" service.

 

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But the subject doesn't sign it because he can't because it's a lie.

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The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
God should not judge every legal action via Notarization.

 

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But the subject maybe doesn't sign it because he can't.  If you sign this question, please email me.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
Spiritually speaking, I am not a child of God.

 

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But the subject doesn't sign it because he can't because it's a lie.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
The reason why people know/do all is because people are one with God.

 

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But the subject does sign it because he can because it's not a lie.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
Heaven exists after death. 

 

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But the subject doesn't sign it because he can't because it's a lie.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
All life, with living and dead spirits, is God's creation.  

 

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But the subject does sign it because he can because it's not a lie.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
The universe, consisting of matter and energy, is God's creation.  

 

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But the subject does sign it because he can because it's not a lie.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
Earth is < 1 billions years old.  In other words, the world was created in a few days (7 perhaps) or is less than 10,000 years old.

 

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But the subject doesn't sign it because he can't because it's a lie.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
Evolution is the product of God's creativity via Intelligent Design done over millions of years.

 

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But the subject does sign it because he can because it's not a lie.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
There is a plan in place governing our actions - God's plan.

 

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But the subject does sign it because he can because it's not a lie.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
People can know and do all, but cannot display this behavior because of the "reality" of the universe.

 

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But the subject does sign it because he can because it's not a lie.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
Reality revolves around Chris Roller.  Chris Roller is the reason for reality in this universe and the reason why people are constrained in "reality".  This phenomenon brings people "down to reality".

 

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But the subject does sign it because he can because it's not a lie.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
Godly powers became a "real" invention in 2005.  Chris Roller filed a patent based on the statements you are reading here, and Chris Roller's oath service is providing the truth to prove his bizarre patent true.

 

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But the subject does sign it because he can because it's not a lie.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
Chris Roller is the only person on the planet that can sign the first 2 questions, although #2 is tough to sign.

 

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But the subject does sign it because he can because it's not a lie.

The subject is then asked to sign the following before a notary public,

I swear under oath,
Oh my God, I just crapped my pants.

 

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But the subject doesn't sign it because he can't because he's busy cleaning up.
Upon returning, the subject is finally able to finally notarize something - the previous.  Please report this success story to me - email

This works via Mentalism and the Power of Suggestion.

If God is hooked into the oath, then shouldn't all legal judgments be done via God via notarization?

For example,  P=Plaintiff, D=Defendant.

I swear under oath,,
P should win > $8,000 for hospital bills from D

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If it can be signed, and then try another.

I swear under oath,,
P should win > $9,000 for hospital bills from D

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But couldn't sign, so try

I swear under oath,,
P should win > $8,500 for hospital bills from D

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But couldn't sign, so try splitting in half again.

I swear under oath,,
P should win > $8,250 for hospital bills from D

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And could sign, so  judgment is for somewhere between $8,250 and $8,500.  Get it.  Keep dividing via this method to get the exact amount.

In other words, everyone getting a picture of the legal system if God judges legal problems via notarization attempts!

Not sure how something works, or not sure what happened, just ask via notary attempts and you'll get the right answer.  For example,

I swear under oath,,
I went to the grocery store last Thursday.

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or

I swear under oath,,
I gave the cashier $20 and she only gave me change for $10.

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I'm going to try to setup all the search engines with a question/answer via the oath - like Ask.com.  If you want to ask God a question, just ask it, like "God, why did Adam eat that fruit and cause all this sin and grief on planet Earth?"